Reader Fan Mail, Volume 1
With a much needed vacation coming up, I thought it would be nice to go through my fan mail and answer some musical questions. Some answers are based on opinion and may not hold must truth but you can always verify anything using Wikipedia.
Will it ever be cool to listen to the Dave Matthews Band again?
Yes, on August 8, 2026 it will be cool to listen to DMB again. By this time, no one will care about insects proceeding in an orderly fashion and maybe you won’t get berated for not seeing him in concert 12 times. If you hold off long enough, people will forget and you’ll be in the clear.
Did Justin Timberlake really bring sexy back?
No, sexy never left. Sexy might have taken a sabbatical or been in a coma for a few years but it never went any place that people couldn’t find it. JT constructed the illusion that sexy left and he was bringing it back. The only person that could bring sexy back is Prince and we’ll just have to wait.
What did Fred Durst do for the nookie?
Well, I can tell you what he didn’t do for the nookie. He didn’t move to a remote island and take Scott Stapp with him only to never return. While on the island they decide to remake the movie Castaway with Fred as Tom Hanks and Scott as Wilson. After the production flops, the pair resort to cannibalism and it just gets ugly.
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Go past the muffin man on Drury Lane then make a left before Blueberry Hill. After a few blocks turn right on Baker Street and you should see it right after Alice’s Restaurant.
Those are all the questions we have for today, thanks and keep them coming.
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